This morning I came across a Tudou video in a Shanghaiist post that made me laugh so hard that I wanted to share it here as well. This is what happened: in a rural part of Xi’an villagers found a huge mysterious mushroom while digging a well. They had never seen a thing like this and called the Xi’an TV station to check it out.
Young and innocent female reporter Ye Yunfeng came to check out the object and made a 2 minute segment about the “mushroom”. You see villagers inspecting the thing and Ye Yunfeng mentions that this is a special kind of mushroom that is only found deep underground and is therefore not well known.
The way she describes it is hilarious in hindsight (translation from Shanghaiist): “On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips,” she adds. “And on that side, there is a tiny hole which extends all the way back to this side. The object looks very shiny, and it feels very fleshy and meaty too.”
Well, yes, that is a compliment to the producer I guess, because what she has in her hands is not a mushroom but a “double-headed masturbation toy with an artificial vagina on one side and an artificial anus on the other”! The villagers and the reporter have obviously never heard of a thing like this, but Xi’an TV viewers were quick to identify it. With this in mind the clip below is hilarious, and it went viral very quickly (right now the video already has over 1.5 million views on Tudou).